‘Tis the season and I’ve got a reason to surely be happy and gay
Ever so nimbly he comes down the chimney but that didn’t happen today
He made his list of the good and the bad and he must have checked it twice
Looks like I’m on the wrong list; not the one labelled ‘nice’
Do Not Call My Therapist !!!
I came up with this title YEARS ago when I did a Xmas Day gig at the Essendon Football club and watched a guy sit at a table on his own with a paper hat on his head ... then last year, I bought my ungrateful cat (Harrison) a king prawn for Xmas dinner that he smacked around the house ... and left for me to throw out!
After a couple JD's I started writing writing a dirty, blues song that descended into this dark little piece. Don't worry ... I was cracking up laughing as I wrote it!!!