Her Main Man © Jon Davis 2019
It was great for while, I fell in love with her smile
But something told me it just wasn’t right
We’d hop into the sack and she’d spend time on her back
While sexting her men through the night
Every man and his dog; they all have her number
And look out when a band comes to town
Little ‘Cocaine Katy’ doesn’t act like a lady
And she treats me like I’m her old clown
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She’s got the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker
While she tells me that I’m her main man
She likes boys with big tools; she treats them all like her fools
And they play with her whenever they can
She makes fancy tucker; every man likes to … taste it
And she bakes things especially for me
Although her food is dericious, there’s something suspicious
Because every fella gets home delivery
There’s a big boat in town pulling into the dock
And the crowd hears her yell, “Ship ahoy”
Then she whispers to me, “You're my favourite one”
… I bet she says that to all the boys
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She’s got the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker
While she tells me that I’m her main man
She likes boys with big tools; she treats them all like her fools
And they play with her whenever they can
She has a plumber … and he cleans out her pipes
Then there’s the soldier who drives a big tank
Of course her sparky … well he lights up her nights
And then there’s me? I’m just her f****n bank…
She rubs it all in when she lands a new fella
To make me squirm and crush my self-esteem
She says she’ll be all mine, if I just give her time
But I won’t be a part of that ‘dream’
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She’s got the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker
While she tells me that I’m her main man
She likes boys with big tools; she treats them all like her fools
And they play with her whenever they can
She’s got the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker
While she tells me that I’m her main man
Well it’s time to get goin’; I don’t care who she’s blowin’
I finally woke up to her plan…